deadmanswrench:

Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke

(via fel-as-in-tumbld)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

inkalypse:

In the first issue Clint gets shot in the arm while wearing a grey suit. The next time we see him in the suit, nineteen issues later, the sleeve is still torn in the place where he got shot. 

I want to rub this comic against everyone’s bodies and talk endlessly about perfect visual storytelling for the rest of my liiiiife

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

inkalypse:

In the first issue Clint gets shot in the arm while wearing a grey suit. The next time we see him in the suit, nineteen issues later, the sleeve is still torn in the place where he got shot. 

I want to rub this comic against everyone’s bodies and talk endlessly about perfect visual storytelling for the rest of my liiiiife

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

image

(via pineplapple)

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via pineplapple)

sophisti-cunted:

Oh man, if mum and so many other relatives weren’t fb mates, this would be shared so fast

(via princecatfood)

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via okaymaybeistartedthefire)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

talkshitnojutsu:

cover up your bra with this piece of cloth that looks like a bra but isnt

(via charlotte-roses)

spoopyneighborhoodblendermann:

I need my lipstick red as the blood of angry men and eyeliner black like the dark of ages past

(via charlotte-roses)

liberalsarecool:

Bernie Sanders re-envisioning the social security cap for today’s capitalism. The markets must adjust.

(via charlotte-roses)

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

(via knownforbeingawkward)

cats-rule-everything-around-me:

twofacedsheep:

Golden possums are a genetic mutation of the common brushtail possum.”

A possum fucked a cat, obvi

(via alien-bby)

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via flowerswrappedinbacon)